MARCH MAN!A ALERT

  • MARCH MAN!A

    ALL WINES

    $9.88

    per bottle in 12 bottle purchases.

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Our records indicate that it is time for your annual MARCH MAN!A checkup.  There is no reason to be  alarmed; this is a routine self-examination procedure:  all you have to do is check up on your supply of genuine Missouri Grape Products to determine whether you may be in danger of running dry.  Research has shown that such dryness, if untreated, may lead to “Enophile Dysfunction” (also known as E.D.).  This unfortunate condition often results in not only a loss of wine-loving friends, but also a nagging itch to ingest strange, alien beverages such as French wine or even beer!

To prevent the discomfort and embarrassment of E.D., we recommend that you make plans to visit Blumenhofconveniently open every day of the week–for a painless shot of MARCH MAN!AOr, if you prefer, we can ship soothing, therapeutic Missouri Grape Products directly to any destination in the following 36 states (and the District of Columbia) by visiting our partners at VinoShipper.com:

Alabama*, Alaska, Arizona, California*, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oregon, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Washington, Wisconsin, West Virginia, and Wyoming

ATTENTION: Patients residing in the State of Missouri are eligible for $9.99 shipping (per box of 12 bottles) by visiting blumenhof.com/missouri-wine-shop or calling one of our friendly and good-looking staff members at (800) 419-2245.

*Special Process Shipping (restrictions apply to shipments to Alabama and California)


MARCH MAN!A:

All wines on sale for just $9.88 per bottle in 12 bottle purchases.

Only 2 bottles of limited production Cabernet and Muscat wines per case.

SHOP: Missouri Residents
SHOP: Non-Missouri Residents

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